Classy, attractive, and intelligent.
Perfect role model for little girls everywhere.
She brings so much talent to the entertainment world.
I could go on forever...it's just so easy to make fun of someone like her, but I think South Park did a good enough job with Stupid Spoiled Whore
Anyway, somehow Paris's T-Mobile Sidekick (she's in the commercial, too!) got hacked by someone, completely exposing
her A-list address book
and personal notes
to the whole internet. (I thought she liked being exposed.) It's good stuff, though. This site
does a great job covering the incident.
Christina Aguilera 1-310-917-9191
Lil' Bow Wow firstname.lastname@example.org
Sean Carter (aka Jay-Z) email@example.com
Jermaine Dupri firstname.lastname@example.org
Fred Durst 1-310-948-0808, email@example.com
Fergie 1-323-855-9056, firstname.lastname@example.org
DJ Clue email@example.com
Victoria Gotti 516-313-4679
Seth Green 1-323-573-0046
Nicky Hilton 1-310-926-5149
Anna Kournikova 305-206-5883
Avril Lavigne 1-613-532-4092
Adam Levine 323-384-5068, firstname.lastname@example.org
Lil' Jon 678-362-6742
Lindsey Lohan 1-347-596-9990, email@example.com
Ashley Olsen 310-760-1996
Andy Roddick 512-228-2207
Ashlee Simpson 310-254-7114
Vin Diesel 310-279-6312
Luke Wilson 310-903-0500
And so many more...
I could definitely find myself drinking a little and calling Ashlee Simpson and reminding her that she's got absolutely no talent
But really, these people probably have already changed their numbers by now. My new fave DJ, Samantha Ronson
, isn't too thrilled